A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out inSouth Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily - tattooed biker, and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the s--t out of all of you!"