Below are some things that will make you laugh and some that will make you think.  Most of these have been sent to me by friends.  Some I have found myself.  If you have anything you would like posted here please send it to me in an e-mail. Enjoy yourself and feel free to copy and/or send on anything you find on this page that you like.
$100 
$1,000.00 a week 
13 Things PMS Stands For 
1895 8th grade test 
$20.00 Please 
25 Ways to Tell You're Grown Up 
$50 Sex 
86 Year old Woman 
A.A.A.D.D. 
AARP Forum
A biker story 
Abbott & Costello - At the Computer Store 
ACME Costume Company 
A cowboy named Bud 
Acts 2:38 
Airplane Intercom 
Airplanes vs Women 
A joke without a dirty word 
A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss   *
A Taliban, A Jew, And A Tie  
Alice's Cake 
Al Qaeda on Strike   *
Alzheimer Test 
Amazing Frank Feldman 
Amish Sex 
An Obedient Wife 
An old hillbilly farmer 
Another view of Thanksgiving 
A Palindrome 
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
Southerner? 
Art Interpretation 
Australian School Answering Machine   (wmv) 
A Well-Planned Retirement 
A Woman's Poem   
Bad Prank  (wma - turn up your sound)
Becoming an illegal alien 
Best Come Back Line Ever 
Bikers 
Black Testicles 
Blond Cowboy 
Blonde Joke 
Blonde Mortician 
Bob the Chicken  *
Body Switch 
Boobies and Willies 
Bottle of wine 
Boudreaux's Lent 
Bridge to Hawaii   *
Buffalo Theory 
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases 
Cajun Pregnancy 
Carnation Milk 
Cheating Wife 
Check your Driver's License 
Chinese Laundry 
Cigar Insurance 
Classy Insults 
Clever Ideas Worth Knowing 
Clothing Donations
Coma Patient 
Corporate America 
Cowboy Boots 
Crabs 
CRAZY 
Creation Explained 
Cruise 
Crusty old biker 
Crusty Old Marine Sergeant 
Customer Complaints 
Damn Church 
DEA Dog 
Dead weight 
Deaf Sex 
Decisions 
Definition of Globalization 
Denzel Washington and BAMC
Diaries 
Did I say that out loud? 
Don't eat chicken sandwiches 
Don't Mess With Farm Kids 
Do Not Mess With These Kids 
Do Not Talk To My Parrot! 
Drafting Guys over 60 
Drinking with a Redneck Girl 
Drunks ! 
DUI  - Texas Style 
Eagles 
E-mail From God 
E.R. 
Exam Questions and Answers  
Fart 
Fishing Trip 
Float Alone 
Food For Thought 
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven 
Four Adult Jokes   *
Four Horse 

Four Worms and a Lesson 
Forgetter Be Forgotten   *
Friday Morning at the Pentagon 
Front or Back 
Funeral Procession 
Game Warden vs. The Hillbilly 
Garfield on the oil crisis 
George Carlin's Views on Aging 
God and St Francis 
Grandchildren 
Gun Control   *
Half-wit 
Have you seen a fart? 
Having Fun with a Telemarketer 
Headlines From The Year 2029 
Here's Your Sign 
Hit Man 
Hitchhikers 
Hollywood squares 
Home invasion gone wrong 
Hooked on Phonics 
Horny Hound  (wma - turn up your sound)
Horses: Why Spelling is so Important 
How Rubber Gloves Are Made 
How Smart Are You? 
How 'the fight' started 
I Fish On Fridays 
I Like British Newspapers 
I Wanna Go Home 
I'd Rather Die 
Indians don't use saddles 
Interesting Facts 
Interesting Human Body Facts 
Irish Doctor 
Irish Jokes 
Irish Logic 
Irish Viagra 
Isn't the English language wonderful 
Jesus was ,,, 
Joe's Old Boat 
Jose and Carlos 
Jus' tryn' ta help 
Jury Duty 
Just a Mom 
Jus' tryn' ta help 
Kids in Church 
Kittens 
Last night I called Lifeline 
Leroy 
Let's Offend Everybody! 
Letter to the IRS 
Licker License 
Life Explained 
Little Boy 
Little Known Tidbit of Naval History   *
Little old lady and the sex shop 
Louisiana Ghost Story 
Love poems 
Marriage 
Math Trick 
Max and Gus 
Medical Clinics 
Men vs. Women in the Shower 
Mexican Maid 
Military History 
Mistaken Identity 
Montana Restaurant 
Montana State Trooper 
Moose sex 
Mormon and Irishman 
Mustard 
My new name is… 
My Private Part Died Today 
National Security 
Navy retirement bonus 
Ned Calls the Cable Company 
Negative People 
Negligee 
New Bar in Town 
Obama Christmas ornaments  
Old Fart Football 
Old Tired Dog 
Onestone 
Outhouse 
Passion in bed 
Penguins
Perception
Pet Fish 
Philosophy of Relationships 
Polish Women are Tough 
Poor Bob 
Posting on Craigslist 
Pregnant Turkey 
Problems Solved 
Quick Thinker 
Quiz for People Who Know Everything 
Ralph's Surgery 
Real product instructions 

*  =  New Item
Red Friday  
Redneck Dog 
Ribbons 
Roping a Deer 
Rose Buds and Hanging Baskets 
Rumor 
Senior Exercises 
Senior Moment 
Seniors 
Service  
Seven Kinds of Sex 
Sex After Death 
Sex After 70 
Simple Explanation of Politics 
Skinny Dipping 
Skunk 
Smart Ass Answers 
Snotty Receptionist 
So it begins... 
Southern Grandma 
Special Occasions Table Dressing 
Speeding Ticket  
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods 
Stud Service 
Surely I Can't Look That Old 
Surrogate Father 
Talking Clock 
Taxi Driver
Ten Times Normal Size 
Tequila 
Texan on a vacation  
Texas Highway Department
The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men 
The Airlines 
The Aisle Seat 
The Blonde and the cat  
The blonde and the frog 
The Blue Pigeon 
The Body Builder 
The British and the Irish Collide 
The Dam 
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise 
The Doo-Wop Oldies Quiz 
The Dying Man 
The Gunfighter 
The Hormone Hostage 
The Indian and The Cowboy 
The Irish Prostitute 
The IRS 
The Knob 
The Lawn Mower and electrice fence 
The Lone Ranger 
The Marine 
The Mommy Test 
The Mousetrap 
The Newleyweds 
The Old Motor 
The Popsicle 
The Police Do Care 
The Polite Way to Pee 
The Professional 
The Room  *
The Sack Lunches 
The Stranger 
The Sweetness of Married Life 
The Ultimate Adventure Cruise 
The Whole Truth 
The Year 1907 
They're Finally Together 
Things burglars will not tell you
Three old ladies 
Three Wishes 
Titanic and Bill Clinton 
Tony and Yvonne   *
TV Commercials for God 
Twinkies and Root Beer 
U R A Texan If ... 
Unbutton Your Shirt 
Up or down Sex 
U. S. R. S. F.  
Valentine's Day 
Walking on Water 
Walking the Dog 
We are in trouble 
Wedding ring 
Welfare Job 
Western Women
What Do Retired People Do All Day 
What's In A Name 
When Cardboard Men Come In Handy 
When Girls don't "Put Out" 
When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name 
Where Do Redhead Babies Come From? 
Who says men don't remember anniversaries? 
Who the heck was KILROY? 
Yankee or Dixie Quiz 
You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop 
Your Parrot Died