Titanic and Bill Clinton

Apparently, students at a local college were assigned to read the book "Titanic", by James Cameron, and the book "My Life", by Bill Clinton and turn in a book report for each.  One smart ass student turned in the following report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:  $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 days to read

Clinton: Over 3 days to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar..

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an  icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing.