A Baptist preacher, a Catholic priest, and a Pentecostal preacher were fishing in a large private lake sitting in a boat.
The Pentecostal asked the others if they were hungry, to which they said no. So he got out of the boat walked across the water back to their car, got a sandwich and drink then walked back across the water and got back into the boat.
After a while the Catholic priest asked if he had brought any extra drinks to which he said no. So the Catholic priest got out of the boat walked across the water, got himself a drink then walked back across the water and got back into the boat.
At that time the Baptist preacher said alright I know I have as much faith as you two guys, so he jumps out of the boat and at once he sinks. When he comes up they pull him back into the boat. He said let go of me and gets out of the boat again, this time he almost drowns, once more they pull him out and put him back into the boat.
The Catholic priest looks at the Pentecostal preacher and ask do you think we should tell him about the stumps underwater now?