Western Women

Three friends married women from different parts of the west.

The 1st man married a woman from Utah. He told her that she was to do the dishes, and house keeping.  Took a couple days, but on the 3rd day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes done.

The 2nd man married a Wyoming woman. He told her  to do all the cleaning, dishes, & cooking. The 1st day he saw no results, the 2nd day was better, by the 3rd day the house was clean, dishes done, and a nice dinner on the table.

The 3rd man married a Colorado woman. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The 1st day he saw nothing, the 2nd day he didnt see anything, but on the 3rd day some of the swelling went down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.