You Just Think it's COLD
Chicago Temperature Conversion Chart:
60 above...
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Chicago people sunbathe.
50 above... New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Chicago people plant gardens.
40 above... Italian cars won't start.
Chicago people drive with the windows down.
32 above... Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above... Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Chicago people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
15 above... New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees... Californians fly away to Mexico.
Chicago people lick the flagpole.
20 below... People in Miami cease to exist.
Chicago people get out their winter coats.
40 below... Hollywood disintegrates.
Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below... Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Chicago's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter
Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below... Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Chicago people rent some videos.
100 below... Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below... Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below... ALL atomic motion stops.
Chicago people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for Ya?"
500 below... Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Cubs win the World Series.
